Rostam (On Left): I have evidence that you are not wearing anything under those boxers, dispute that!Mengi (On right): Before I do not confirm your lies, I have evidence that your underwear has holes in it, dispute that!
08 May 2009
Kipanya Asema!
Rostam (On Left): I have evidence that you are not wearing anything under those boxers, dispute that!Mengi (On right): Before I do not confirm your lies, I have evidence that your underwear has holes in it, dispute that!
Mbagala Maafa
Idadi rasmi ya waliokufa kwa ajali ya mabomu Mbagala ni 23. Lakini watu wanadai waliokufa huenda ikafika zaidi ya mia! Serikali inasema itawalipa fidia watu waliopoteza mali katika ajali huo.Nina swali. Je, serikali na jeshi wanachukua hatua gani kuhakikisha jambo kama hilo halitokee tena?
Na samahani, lakini watu Bongo wanahitaji kuelimishwa. Mnaona hiyo picha ambayo watu wameshika kipande cha kombora? Si ingelipuka watu zaidi wangekufa. Watu wakimbie siyo wakimbilie! Hizo silaha siyo toy. Na si ajabu kuna watu wameweka vitu wasivyovijua majumbani mwao, tutasikia oh, sijui alitaka kutengeza nini, alivyoigonga ikalipuka.
Na samahani, lakini watu Bongo wanahitaji kuelimishwa. Mnaona hiyo picha ambayo watu wameshika kipande cha kombora? Si ingelipuka watu zaidi wangekufa. Watu wakimbie siyo wakimbilie! Hizo silaha siyo toy. Na si ajabu kuna watu wameweka vitu wasivyovijua majumbani mwao, tutasikia oh, sijui alitaka kutengeza nini, alivyoigonga ikalipuka.
Je ni Kweli? Is it Really True?
JE NI KWELI?TANZANIAN HUSBANDS
The SAMBAA
Has one WifeHas one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.
The CHAGAA
Has one wifeHas one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.
The NGONI
Has one wifeHas one girlfriend
But he loves the house maid the most.
The SUKUMA
Has two wivesHas two girlfriends
He loves the wives sisters the most.
COASTERIAN/ZANZIBARIAN
Has 4 wivesHas 0 girlfriends
He loves the house boy the most.
The JALUO
Has 4 wivesHas 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbours wife the most.
The NYAMWEZI
Has one, two three wivesHas several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.
THE KURYA
One wifeMany girl friends
He will beat all of them
THE MASAI
Two wivesOne girl friend
He loves his cows the most
THE SOMALI'S
Four wivesNo girl friendLoves his miraa the most
Wanawake wa White House
Hebu cheki wanwake wa White House : Mke wa Rais Obama, Michelle, Mama yake mzazi, pamoja na watoto wa rais, Sasha na Malia. MaKKK lazima wanalia!
Ugonjwa wa Homa ya nguruwe (Swine Flu)
Duh! Wadau, hapa Marekani watu wana haha ile mbaya kwa hofu ya kuambukizwa ugonjwa wa SWINE FLU! Mwaka juzi ilikuwa homa ya ndege (bird flu), mwaka huu ni homa ya nguruwe.
Nakuambia, mtu akikohoa, akipiga chafya, watu wanamtazama mara ishirini! Wanopanda kwenye suubway na masabi kwenda kazini wana wasiwasi kuwa wataambukizwa. Huko makazini, waliosafiri kwenda Mexico wanaambiwa wakae nyumbani mpaka walete vyeti kusema kuwa ni wazima wa afya. Wataalamu wanasema kuwa kiini (epicenter) cha huo ugonjwa ni Mexico.
Huko Scotland kuna mke na mume waliofunga ndoa hivo karibuni na walikuwa kwenye Honeymoon huko Mexico. Leo kuna habari kuwa wote wawili ni wagonjwa. Doh! Waliosafiri nao kwenye ndege ni wazima kweli?
Huo ugonjwa unaambukizwa kirahisi, hivyo mtu moja akiingia kwenye jengo, mamaia ya watu wanaweza kuumwa. Na huko Mexico maelefu ya watu wanaumwa na mamia wamekufa! Wataalamu wanasema huo ni mwanzo maelfu na maelfu ya watu wataaugua na kufa.
Mungu atunusuru kwa kweli. Kwa sasa bado hatujasikia kesi ya mtu hapa Massachusetts, lakini watu wavayo safiri safiri kwa gari, ndege, treni, lazime ugonjwa utaingia punde tu.
Nakuambia, mtu akikohoa, akipiga chafya, watu wanamtazama mara ishirini! Wanopanda kwenye suubway na masabi kwenda kazini wana wasiwasi kuwa wataambukizwa. Huko makazini, waliosafiri kwenda Mexico wanaambiwa wakae nyumbani mpaka walete vyeti kusema kuwa ni wazima wa afya. Wataalamu wanasema kuwa kiini (epicenter) cha huo ugonjwa ni Mexico.
Huko Scotland kuna mke na mume waliofunga ndoa hivo karibuni na walikuwa kwenye Honeymoon huko Mexico. Leo kuna habari kuwa wote wawili ni wagonjwa. Doh! Waliosafiri nao kwenye ndege ni wazima kweli?
Huo ugonjwa unaambukizwa kirahisi, hivyo mtu moja akiingia kwenye jengo, mamaia ya watu wanaweza kuumwa. Na huko Mexico maelefu ya watu wanaumwa na mamia wamekufa! Wataalamu wanasema huo ni mwanzo maelfu na maelfu ya watu wataaugua na kufa.
Mungu atunusuru kwa kweli. Kwa sasa bado hatujasikia kesi ya mtu hapa Massachusetts, lakini watu wavayo safiri safiri kwa gari, ndege, treni, lazime ugonjwa utaingia punde tu.
21 January 2009
Analysis: Obama challenges are clear, remedies not
WASHINGTON – After the familiar salutation to "my fellow citizens" and a polite thank-you to the man he replaced, President Barack Obama got right to the point.
"That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood," he said.
It was an inaugural address that laid out his economic challenges with cold-eyed realism. But his remedies — equal parts hope and policy agenda — face a slew of political and practical hurdles. And he offered no specifics to back up his promise to improve America's standing in the world and end a war that he opposed.
Overall, Obama faces not only new troubles but also intractable foreign and domestic problems that have burdened more than one administration before him.
He promised the world that "we are ready to lead once more," a subtle rebuke of Bush administration policies in war and foreign affairs that candidate Obama had called narrow, highhanded or dangerous. Americans, he said, understood that their nation is exceptional more for its purpose than its power.
"That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood," he said.
It was an inaugural address that laid out his economic challenges with cold-eyed realism. But his remedies — equal parts hope and policy agenda — face a slew of political and practical hurdles. And he offered no specifics to back up his promise to improve America's standing in the world and end a war that he opposed.
Overall, Obama faces not only new troubles but also intractable foreign and domestic problems that have burdened more than one administration before him.
He promised the world that "we are ready to lead once more," a subtle rebuke of Bush administration policies in war and foreign affairs that candidate Obama had called narrow, highhanded or dangerous. Americans, he said, understood that their nation is exceptional more for its purpose than its power.
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